belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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