You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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