The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There r osticjed everywhere
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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