Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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