all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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