used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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