What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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