My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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