That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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