I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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