That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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