My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
