Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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