Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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