C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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