D3 body, D1 cock
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We have so much sex to catch up on
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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