he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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