at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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