I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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