Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
