What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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