Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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