Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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