It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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