This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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