I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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