Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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