We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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