is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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