The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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