Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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