and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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