I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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