why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
my sisters under your porch take her home
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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