He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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