im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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