Me too!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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