when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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