Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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