We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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