ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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