he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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