At least make sure they are 18
Why
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I seem to have left my pride at pride
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
