It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You can make out without kissing
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