Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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