I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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