it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
false alarm, still single
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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