My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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