did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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