She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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